Hey you! Looking to fill that void inside?
We got solutions and willing to provide!
Tired of reasoning with your own mind?
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Want some spiritualism with that sage?
Seek our gurus for everything new age!
Nay? How about another flavour of tea?
Surely nihilistic scientism will suit thee!
Is your creative energy driving you mad?
Consume our entertainment, it’s no fad!
Wanting external change you can trust?
Politics are certain to satisfy such lust!
Wish humanity was a thing of the past?
Techno-transhumanism is here at last!
Are you feeling triggered and offended?
Violent activism warmly recommended!
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Alot of unwashed masses to persuade!
Adieu, and keep coming back for more,
for what nature intends is such a bore!